Americans are Jack-Off's

Recently, I contacted one of my Senators to find out information reguarding the immigration crisis. Mainly, was was curious to see whether our "Representatives" represent the will of their constituants, or whether they were imposing their own will, over the will of the people who elected them.
I wanted to know: How many letters, emails, faxes and phone calls the Senators Office has recieved reguarding illegal immigration. Then, I asked him to give me a general "footprint" of how many of those who contacted him were for closing our borders and taking a tougher stance on illegal alients. I also asked how many people believed we should keep the borders open, or allow illegals who were already in America to stay, pending paying some fines and back taxes.
Simple enough questions. Don't you think?
Not for that Son-of-a-bitch Mike Crapo, a Republican Senator in Idaho. In part, his response was as follows:

"While I appreciate your interest in the details of these correspondences, unfortunately, confidentiality and the limitations of the database used in my Senate office to respond to correspondence does not track the specific information that you have requested."

Just as I thought. These worthless cock-suckers who we elect, pay, and fund to represent us don't even have a fucking clue as to actual percentage of people who contact them with their concerns about specific issues. Our elected officials are spending our money to sit around with their thumbs up their asses, then getting together a couple of times a year to smell each others thumbs! Yep, these Stink Parties, also known as "Sessions" even go as far to have committees, sub-commitees and special "caucuses". This is where they get together and butt fuck each other, then lick their own shit off of their partners dicks.
In his response, my "elected representative" did conceed the following:

"Regarding the specific issues addressed within the immigration debate, the majority of the letters have expressed strong support for securing our borders and supporting those who patrol and protect them. Additionally, Idahoans have expressed opposition to any type of amnesty policy, as well as to providing Social Security and related benefits to immigrants for work they performed while in the United States illegally."

You would think this message the message that Senator Crapo is getting from his constituants is pretty straight-forward and clear: 'Get these fucking criminals Out of America, Stop giving them Our god-damned benifits and do it now!
NOT.
The good Senator immediatly followed those sentances with:

"These insights have been, and will continue to be, helpful as Congress considers immigration measures."

What the Fuck?! This information will be "helpful" as Congress "Considers" measures!?? Abso-fucking-lutely unacceptable! The Senator has NOTHING to "consider" as the people who have elected his sorry ass into office have alread shared their thoughts and concerns.
All Senator Crapo, or all elected officials need to do at this point is show up to the Stink Party and represent us. Is there something that I am missing? What ever happened to "The Will of The People"?
Sure, there may be enough anti-christ-satin-worshiping-sphinctor-licking-ass-breathed-morons out there in other states that are petitioning their representatives to take a stand for the illegal aliens---even though these illegals are criminals---but that is the right of every American Citezen, even the anti-christ-satin-worhiping-sphinctor-licking-ass-breathed-morons. But even if this was the case, my elected representative should be out there representing the majority of people who have contacted him about this issue. Don't you think? Isn't that the basic foundation of what a Democracy is? It's not Rocket Surgery ya know. FUCKING REPRESENT US!
But here is the Kicker. This is the candle in the dog-shit. . . only 163 people had contacted this Senator about this highly debated issue. Know what that means (other than Americans are Jack-offs)? It means that all those people who write letters, call talk shows or sport bumper stickers are dick-weeds. People will call a radio talk show, write a letter to the newspaper, buy and place a bumper sticker on their car....but re-fucking-fuse to write, call, FAX, e-mail or smoke-signal their elected officials. Proof that Americans are too busy cranking-thier-shafts, hobbing-their-knobs, stroking-their-lizards, to perform their duties as Americans.
This means that Americans DESERVE WHAT THEY GET! This means that if all of our children and grandchildren spend the rest of their lives eating burrito's and speaking spanish that it is our fault. No. More Specifically YOUR fault. Have you contacted your elected officials lately, you worthless thumb-sucking pickle-dick? Probobly not. You've probably been a little too busy surfing smut on the net, reading blogs and ordering butt-plugs on e-bay to take the time to write your congressman or senator. Am I right?
So you, my retarded friend, you, who is reading this right now, who is at fault. Not some flunky on television. Not the fault of the lesbian lovers site you log onto every day. And certainly not mine. I have done my part.
The choice is yours. You can continue to be a Jack-Off, or not. Should you decide to stop Wanker your Wonka---even if its for just a second or two----long enough to be an American, then you know how the internet works. You know how to Google. So why don't you just take a towel, wipe the shit off your dick and the lubricant off of your gerbil and WRITE YOUR FUCKING LETTER, CALL YOUR FUCKING SENATOR, FAX, EMAIL, FUCKING WRITE A LETTER ON A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER USING YOUR OWN SHIT AS A PENCIL.....JUST BE AN AMERICAN FOR ONCE.
If ya don't. . . chances are that ballots for the 2008 elections will ALL be in spanish. And you'll have to learn the language if you want to vote. After all, you think that once they have taken over, you will get the same consideration that has been extended to them by printing multi-lingual ballots? Thank again Butt-Wink. Think again.
So, what are YOU going to do you piece of shit? Write your Elected Officials, or se' habla espaniol?