Anti-War Protestors are Pecker-Heads

I'm very tired of the Anti-War Pecker-heads comparing Iraq to Vietnam. Vietnam was a bad war. We should not have been there and thousands of Americans lost their lives needlessly. The North Vietnamese never attacked us, they were just commie scumbags.
Iraq, however should be nuked so hard that all of that sand is turned into one big sheet of glass. Sadaam "The Rope" Huesein deserved what he got for harboring fugatives, declaring a war on Iraq, fiailing to comply to his cowardly surrender terms from the Gulf War, and just being a pig-fucker. Had the Iraqi's complied to the arms inspections, not provided safe harbor for terrorists and just stayed home and wacked-off, he would be alive today....so would thousands of Americans and Iraqi Civilians.
Although I don't feel sorry for the civilians in Iraq, and I say "FUCK concerns about collateral damage!" Had those people taken control of their own government, fought the fights that needed to be fought to civilize their country, we would not be there now. It's way the hell past time to hold the people of Iraq accountable for their actions, or failure to act. Shit, the sand-loving dung beetles can't even get along amoungst themselves for Christs Sake! Sheit-heads hate the Sunie-to-be-exinties, Christians hate muslims, and neighbors hate neighbors. The only thing they have in common is that they all want to bomb Isreal off the face of the earth. But even if they accomplished that, once they were done, they would go back to butt-fucking each other.
This hate-filled country failed to keep itself under control. Which is fine, until they start fucking with other countries.....more specifically.....America. They wanna fight? They like to kill? Then let'em kill each other.
America may have its problems, but our population does not go around causing problems in other countries, they stay right in their own country and cause problems. And thats how it should be. At least our meth-addicts don't sit around a plot how to kill people in other countries. Our pedophile's don't spend their time harboring terrorists and our hookers don't conspire to wage holy wars.
The Hillary Clintons, Nancy Peloski's and the Ted Kennedy's of this country need to understand that the rag-heads are'nt fucking around. And neither should we. If Hillary would spend her time learning how to swollow, Nancy would spend more time in the kitchen and Ted spent more time hobbing his knob, America would be a kinder and gentler nation.
I honestly believe that if you don't like the war, join the army and help shorten it. Don't be going around burning flags. What the fuck does that accomplish? Are there dividends to be found by burning a flag? What is the net result the flag-burning roach-eaters are tryong to accomplish?
I'll tell you. They want attention because they were abused as children, the government does not give them enough food stamps and the war on drugs has driven the price of Panama Gold through the ceiling. If these corpse-eating-maggots would go to work, pay some taxes and get off the meth, they would be saving a lot more lives than what has been lost in the War on Terror. Schools would have more money, we could spend our education budgets teaching kids, rather than buying school lunches for their kids, Health care costs would be down once they had to give up their medicaid cards and more people could afford to see a doctor when they need to.
But the Pecker-heads don't care about those things. They care about some poor Iraqi child who might get hurt in the cross-fire. They forget the fact that if their parents would have stepped up to the plate, done the right fucking thing, and fought the civil war that they needed to fight, those children would be snug-as-fucking-bugs. It's not America who puts these children in harms way. Its their lazy-ass fucking parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles that have compromised the safety of the children.
Yeah, I feel bad for the children. But its not my fault that their countrymen are assholes who hate me and you for the fact that we exist. It's not my fault that their parents would rather butt-jump a camel than take care of business. So don't even talk to me about the children because their safety is not my problem. Their safety is the responsiblity of the Iraqi's and they fucked up.
So now, we have our fighting men and women over there to do the job that the Iraqi's should have done generations ago, and we're the bad guys? What? Was Freedom of Speech--the ability to burn flags and demoralize the country earned by feeling each others fucking pain. No, dick-breath. The right to burn flags, call the President a "Murderer" and march at the White House was paid for in Blood. The blood of our granparents and their grandparents. Now you take those rights, that were bought through pain and suffering of our forefathers and you take your thumb out of your ass long enough to shit on the flag.
What the Fuck?!
War is not a picnic and a blow-job. War is war. It's not nice. It's not all fucking pretty and wrapped in pink and yellow bows. It's war. But as not-nice as war is, it has gotten you some fucking bitching results. Might want to think about that next time you got your bic lighter up to a flag. pecker-head.

Americans are Jack-Off's

Recently, I contacted one of my Senators to find out information reguarding the immigration crisis. Mainly, was was curious to see whether our "Representatives" represent the will of their constituants, or whether they were imposing their own will, over the will of the people who elected them.
I wanted to know: How many letters, emails, faxes and phone calls the Senators Office has recieved reguarding illegal immigration. Then, I asked him to give me a general "footprint" of how many of those who contacted him were for closing our borders and taking a tougher stance on illegal alients. I also asked how many people believed we should keep the borders open, or allow illegals who were already in America to stay, pending paying some fines and back taxes.
Simple enough questions. Don't you think?
Not for that Son-of-a-bitch Mike Crapo, a Republican Senator in Idaho. In part, his response was as follows:

"While I appreciate your interest in the details of these correspondences, unfortunately, confidentiality and the limitations of the database used in my Senate office to respond to correspondence does not track the specific information that you have requested."

Just as I thought. These worthless cock-suckers who we elect, pay, and fund to represent us don't even have a fucking clue as to actual percentage of people who contact them with their concerns about specific issues. Our elected officials are spending our money to sit around with their thumbs up their asses, then getting together a couple of times a year to smell each others thumbs! Yep, these Stink Parties, also known as "Sessions" even go as far to have committees, sub-commitees and special "caucuses". This is where they get together and butt fuck each other, then lick their own shit off of their partners dicks.
In his response, my "elected representative" did conceed the following:

"Regarding the specific issues addressed within the immigration debate, the majority of the letters have expressed strong support for securing our borders and supporting those who patrol and protect them. Additionally, Idahoans have expressed opposition to any type of amnesty policy, as well as to providing Social Security and related benefits to immigrants for work they performed while in the United States illegally."

You would think this message the message that Senator Crapo is getting from his constituants is pretty straight-forward and clear: 'Get these fucking criminals Out of America, Stop giving them Our god-damned benifits and do it now!
NOT.
The good Senator immediatly followed those sentances with:

"These insights have been, and will continue to be, helpful as Congress considers immigration measures."

What the Fuck?! This information will be "helpful" as Congress "Considers" measures!?? Abso-fucking-lutely unacceptable! The Senator has NOTHING to "consider" as the people who have elected his sorry ass into office have alread shared their thoughts and concerns.
All Senator Crapo, or all elected officials need to do at this point is show up to the Stink Party and represent us. Is there something that I am missing? What ever happened to "The Will of The People"?
Sure, there may be enough anti-christ-satin-worshiping-sphinctor-licking-ass-breathed-morons out there in other states that are petitioning their representatives to take a stand for the illegal aliens---even though these illegals are criminals---but that is the right of every American Citezen, even the anti-christ-satin-worhiping-sphinctor-licking-ass-breathed-morons. But even if this was the case, my elected representative should be out there representing the majority of people who have contacted him about this issue. Don't you think? Isn't that the basic foundation of what a Democracy is? It's not Rocket Surgery ya know. FUCKING REPRESENT US!
But here is the Kicker. This is the candle in the dog-shit. . . only 163 people had contacted this Senator about this highly debated issue. Know what that means (other than Americans are Jack-offs)? It means that all those people who write letters, call talk shows or sport bumper stickers are dick-weeds. People will call a radio talk show, write a letter to the newspaper, buy and place a bumper sticker on their car....but re-fucking-fuse to write, call, FAX, e-mail or smoke-signal their elected officials. Proof that Americans are too busy cranking-thier-shafts, hobbing-their-knobs, stroking-their-lizards, to perform their duties as Americans.
This means that Americans DESERVE WHAT THEY GET! This means that if all of our children and grandchildren spend the rest of their lives eating burrito's and speaking spanish that it is our fault. No. More Specifically YOUR fault. Have you contacted your elected officials lately, you worthless thumb-sucking pickle-dick? Probobly not. You've probably been a little too busy surfing smut on the net, reading blogs and ordering butt-plugs on e-bay to take the time to write your congressman or senator. Am I right?
So you, my retarded friend, you, who is reading this right now, who is at fault. Not some flunky on television. Not the fault of the lesbian lovers site you log onto every day. And certainly not mine. I have done my part.
The choice is yours. You can continue to be a Jack-Off, or not. Should you decide to stop Wanker your Wonka---even if its for just a second or two----long enough to be an American, then you know how the internet works. You know how to Google. So why don't you just take a towel, wipe the shit off your dick and the lubricant off of your gerbil and WRITE YOUR FUCKING LETTER, CALL YOUR FUCKING SENATOR, FAX, EMAIL, FUCKING WRITE A LETTER ON A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER USING YOUR OWN SHIT AS A PENCIL.....JUST BE AN AMERICAN FOR ONCE.
If ya don't. . . chances are that ballots for the 2008 elections will ALL be in spanish. And you'll have to learn the language if you want to vote. After all, you think that once they have taken over, you will get the same consideration that has been extended to them by printing multi-lingual ballots? Thank again Butt-Wink. Think again.
So, what are YOU going to do you piece of shit? Write your Elected Officials, or se' habla espaniol?

State of the Union

Jesus! Looks like the Good 'ol U.S. of A. is in some pretty deep shit now!

President George must have had both his Good Monkeys and Bad Monkeys write that speach for him.
Have an "organized way to allow immigrants to enter a work program?" -- "Without Amnesty"? Not too many people caught this, have not heard a peep about it in the Media. Of course that Bitch Katie Couric couldn't cover her own ass with both hands, even if she had an ass map to show her the way.
What President George meant, was that he wants to create an aggressive immigrant work program that will encourage people to come across the borders and take American Jobs! Christ, isn't it enough that American Companies are building plants in the third-world countries in order to save on labor? If so, then why in the Sam-Fuck-me-in-the-Ass-Hill, are we bringing third world employees into America in order to earn American wages? Bad enough we are building third-world economies, now we are providing jobs and benifits to third-world citezens. What are we--Bob the fucking builder?
And anyone who believes that the guest workers are coming to perform jobs that Americans won't do, needs to take a look at some of the large factories to see who the employees really are. When thousands of Anti-American Hispanics decided to rally last year in because of the Border Debate, the local Hormel Plant had to shut down production because there was nobody showing up to work that day.
Well, sniff my armpit! Hormel employees belong to one of the biggest Unions in the Nation. Hell, these bastards make about as much money and bring home as many benifits as Oprah's staff. I know plenty of people who would give 5 pints of blood and their best hound dog to get a job that pays as well.
What Bush wants, and what he has been whacking-off-for, is to allow the Illegal Aliens that are here (anywhere from 8-25 million, nobody seems to have a fucking clue), to pay back taxes, fill out some papers and call it good.
If that's not a form of amnesty...then, I have never left a skid mark in my boxers throughout the course of my life.
Lets forget the fact that we have hundreds of thousands of American Soldiers fighting, bleeding and dying in Iraq the "war does not come to us." Yeah, lets get a case of Am-lick-my-ass-nesia over this one.
If we don't want the war over here, then why-oh-why have we not take precautions to ensure that our borders are secure, so the enemy CANT bring the war over here??? Talk about disrespecting our fighting men and women! Fight for freedom over there, while not protecting and enforcing the constitution over here. Why not just jack-off over Pope John Pauls Grave?
By the way....think Conoleza Rice has ever "had" a white guy before?
Back to the subject at hand: The American People---more specifically---the SILENT majority had better take some time away from church, stop spending so much time with their Dicks in their hands while they watch internet port, wipe off the baby oil from their filthy palms and get some real work done.
Amecans are so busy looking at www.jugs.com and purchasing vibrotors on e-bay that they are missing what is happening around them...mainly the fact that their country, their BELOVED COUNTRY, is being invaded and overthrown without a single shot being fired.
There are phone calls to be made, letters to be written and fights to be fought.
WE CAN'T LET OUR CHILDREN DIE OVER THERE, WHILE WE ABUSE THE RIGHTS THAT HAVE BEEN WON BY THE BLOOD OF OUR FATHERS OVER HERE.
The Madness has got to stop!
So get your thumb out of your ass, click the link to the location to contact your Us Senator (http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm for you fuckers who are too lazy to google), AND the Senate (http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/) and put some god-damned verbiage on a page.....hit the send button.....stop peeing all over yerself like an excited puppie because you actually did something.....and start thinking about what you have, verses what you deserve.
Do this one simple thing, and do it well, e-mail me and I'll turn you onto some great internet sites that have Free Porn so you can get back to business at hand.

One Day, Revenge......one day ........

I am hoping, waiting and praying that one day soon, a private in the Marine Corpse, or a Corporal in the Army bumps into Bin Laden when he least expects it.

And I am hoping, waiting and praying that the chosen soldier will have enough intestinal fortitude not to arrest Bin Laden, but to stick a rifle up his ass and pull the trigger over and over again until the gun finally goes.........'click'.......no more ammo.

Then, all that needs to happen is to have pictures taken, DNA samples saved, and to bury the worthless rag-headed asshole in a hole in the desert with a dozen dead pigs.

9/11 Conspiracy Theorists Are Assholes

Boy, I have never meet a more complete group of ignorant assholes than those who believe that:

a. Explosives were "planted" in the world trade center prior to the terrorist attacks.
b. The government knew about the attacks prior to 911 and did nothing.
c. The Government of the United States of America participated in the attacks.

These conspiracy theorists who build web-sites, looking for donations to "fund their research" are nothing but scam artists who prey of of the fact that the American Government is nothing more than simply Incompetent. The American government is not smart enough, nor organized enough to pull off the things of which these wacko's allege.

I guess these assholes would much rather believe that their own government would or could commit such atrocities than believe there are people out there who hate them. These simple-minded radical freaks are in the same "idiot" category as those who believe Elvis, and Jim Morrison are still alive.

Well, I got a question for you conspiracy freaks: Why don't you go chase a Bigfoot and stop wasting space on the internet trying to scam money out of people for your dope inspired conspircay research?

The 911 Facts are Simple:
There are a bunch of religious nut-cases out there in many countries who HATE us! They hate us for what we are, what we believe in, what we don't believe in and the fact that we live in America. They don't just hate George Bush, they don't just hate the people who were in the World Trade Center, they HATE YOU!

Which, I can understand . . . because you're conspiracy theories are half-baked and you are an asshole.

Why is that so hard to understand?

SONS-OF-BITCHES

We are surrounded by SONS-OF-BITCHES, The problem is that they are our very own, hand-picked SONS-OF-BITCHES. We raised 'em, we taught 'em, we paid for their educations, we sponsored their Eagle Scout Projects, went to their school concerts, we voted for them, elected them, and now they are our Senators and Congressmen (and a couple of broads).

After all that, they turned out to be SONS-OF-BITCHES. These SONS-OF-BITCHES who are now our leaders are no more useful to society than the boil on the ass of a warthog. They create problems so they have problems to solve, then they don't do anything to solve the problems they create because they are too busy creating new problems to solve.

Case in Point:
Illegal Immigration: Our "Leaders" (A.K.A. SONS-OF-BITCHES) have stonewalled their "constituents" who, in the majority, want the Borders closed. They (the SONS-OF-BITCHES), say that if we close the border, there won't be anybody to perform the low-paying jobs that most Americans refuse to do.

Social Leaches:
Lets forget the fact that there are MILLIONS of Americans who are from multi-generational abusers of Social Services (Medicare, Food Stamps, Assisted Housing, etc.), who can work, but refuse to do so. These Social Leaches need to be made to take these "Low Paying" jobs and get their asses to work. This would solve one of the proverbial worker shortages.

Dereliction of Duty:
Our elected SONS-OF-BITCHES (who, by the way, are sworn to uphold the laws of this land), are derelict in their duties, allowing criminals not only to roam freely about the nation, but encouraging them to work! Should I ever become a criminal "on the lamb" and then show up to work every day, you could bet your sweet mothers breast milk that eventually, somebody would get a warrant and then come to arrest my ass. Not the case with Illegal Aliens, they are encouraged to get jobs. Jobs, that by the way, should be filled by Social Leaches.

Discrimination
Yes. Discrimination does exist in America, as a matter of fact, it is flourishing. The government, the SONS-OF-BITCHES, Corporate America, Schools and every other faction of America is guilty of discriminating against white people. Specifically, white, middle-aged men. I have actually been denied employment by the State of California due to my race. (Thanks Former Governor Jerry Brown, your an Asshole). I had enough schooling, I rated high in the State testing process, I rated extremely high in the interview process, but The State felt a need for more minority employees.

Hate
Do I hate Illegal Immigrants? Yes. Do I hate criminals of all colors? Yes. Do I hate America? No. I just hate those worthless SONS-OF-BITCHES who call themselves our leaders. Nothing but assholes.